This blog is dedicated to ex-boyfriend (and girlfriend!) stories, inspired by an Ex named Tofu. Feel free to add comments or email inclusions that fit with the I HATE TOFU theme!
Tofu was a boyfriend, a soft and lumpy boyfriend, nicknamed TOFU for their similarities. Like Tofu, he was tasteless and lumpy, only able to pick up flavors from those around him, pretending they're his own. He was a curd-like mass of bland tastelessness, and you'll learn more about him in the blog...
All Tofu Stories are true (enough), reported with(out?) rancor and bias.