Sunday, December 7, 2008

New Tofu Tactic!

This early AM voicemail, 3:37 a.m.:
 
Hi, this is Tofu's new girlfriend, and we were at a party, and...
 
...you are horrible.  He was telling me about you...
 
..and...
 
you are unbelievable.
 
Call this number back - I'd like to talk to you.
 
 
 
**WHAT*** in the WORLD makes anyone think someone else would call back to a message like that?  At 3 am, no less?
 
FINALLY he found someone who he can turn into what he wants... And, sounds like he's well on the way!!
 
Wow.  Just...
 
...Wow. Best wishes, New Ms. Tofu!