Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tofu Attack!

Yet another from Stalker #9:
 
txt msg received Wed Oct 29, 2:28 a.m.:
 
Are you happy?
 
 
At least these passive aggressives aren't as invasive as a drunk tasteless shapeless blob showing up on my doorstep, although I do have neighbors that have volunteered to 'wing 'em' during times of stalker concern...
 
So, male readers, after 6 years, do YOU still drunk text exes?  Trust me, we don't think about you after that period of time (unless we happen to see the warning blink on the phone...), and only for a very miniscule time afterwards, and usually to bring up the subject with others who will join in the ridiculing of your insecurities.
 
And, srsly - that was 3 BFs and more than 6 years ago... WTF?