Saturday, April 12, 2008

Tofu ALWAYS indicates lumpishness!

From a forward concerning different types of Pennsylvania Barbies, based on different locales...
 
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'Cranberry Barbie' 
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair
, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks... She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two State College Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.