This early AM voicemail, 3:37 a.m.:
Hi, this is Tofu's new girlfriend, and we were at a party, and...
...you are horrible. He was telling me about you...
..and...
you are unbelievable.
Call this number back - I'd like to talk to you.
**WHAT*** in the WORLD makes anyone think someone else would call back to a message like that? At 3 am, no less?
FINALLY he found someone who he can turn into what he wants... And, sounds like he's well on the way!!
Wow. Just...
...Wow. Best wishes, New Ms. Tofu!