In the middle of the txting...

I also received this Tofu message, via email, in the middle of the text message blurbs...

Sat, 18 Aug 2007: This is Tofu.

A week ago I left a message. I got no response. I asked myself why. Perhapse you never got the message. Perhapse you did but couldn't call back because you don't have my number. Or maybe you just never want to talk to me again.
my number is {being nice for the moment and deleting it, but may just post it in the future for fun SPAM calling for all of you!}

If I don't hear from you I'll know why and I won't bother you anymore

Of course, I didn't respond, but do you think he stuck by his last statement?!? Naw... see txt transcript below...

The Day TOFU Achieved Stalker Status

HAHAHA! going thru phone, found all the txt mssgs that put Tofu firmly in the 'stalker' category - here's a transcript (actual ex name replaced with Tofu):

June 25, 6:06 a.m.: This is tofu. Is this still rachel?

July 19, 5:27 a.m.: How do you think about me?

July 19, 5:38 a.m.: It occurs to me you may noe know my number. This is tofu.

Sept 22, 4:44 a.m.: I cannot and will not be treated like i never existed. Everything i did for your show, everything i did for your car, I've done so mu

Sept 22, 4:45 a.m.: ch for you. Fuck your gilt. Talk to me.

Sept 29, 3:24 a.m.: Sorry to bother you. I hneed to kow the date we were ordained so I can get a new certificate. Mine was destroyed in the fire and i need it for a marri

Sept 29, 3:25 a.m.: age license

Archie McPhee hates Tofu Too!

 

Rachel Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu
Rachel Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Rachel Bacon stands 5-5/8" tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.

What is Tofu?

Remember that old trick to staying awake in Church, adding "in bed" after every phrase in a hymn? This is a similar trick - read some of the following definitions with Tofu as a Person in mind:

On its own, tofu is undoubtedly bland. As well as being almost tasteless, it has an unappealing appearance and a slightly unpleasant feel. It looks a bit like cheese which has lost its color, but with none of the delicious flavor or texture that a good cheese can provide.

The best way to store firm tofu is to submerge it in water in a plastic container. Keep it in the refrigerator, changing the water every day. That way, the tofu will keep for about a week. You can also freeze it. When it is defrosted, it takes on a darker color and a chunky, meaty texture.

Other people hate tofu...

Upon mentioning the conceived creation of an "I Hate Tofu" blog, someone commented "Oh, I hate Tofu too! I hate the taste, and it feels funny in my mouth."

I know she was thinking of the foodstuff, but it makes sense with Tofu People too!