Yes, he's still out there! Got a 2:35 a.m. call from Tofu (no, didn't answer) which is jst amazing. I mean rly!!! who the hell still tries to get in touch after 6-7 years with NO FUCKING INTERACTION!!! How completely pathetic. I hope to god he doesn't have a GF, as he's obviously not focused on her, but living in the 'shoulda' past of fuckups.
And, who expects someone to answer in the middle of the fucking night, from either an ID caller or an Anonymous caller?!?! get a fucking clue, Tofu! Your brain is a giant curd.
This blog is dedicated to ex-boyfriend (and girlfriend!) stories, inspired by an Ex named Tofu. Feel free to add comments or email inclusions that fit with the I HATE TOFU theme!
why i hate tofu
Tofu was a boyfriend, a soft and lumpy boyfriend, nicknamed TOFU for their similarities. Like Tofu, he was tasteless and lumpy, only able to pick up flavors from those around him, pretending they're his own. He was a curd-like mass of bland tastelessness, and you'll learn more about him in the blog...
All Tofu Stories are true (enough), reported with(out?) rancor and bias.
All Tofu Stories are true (enough), reported with(out?) rancor and bias.
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